@amandaldbooth We've heard of blood diamonds before, but this is nutty ... a woman is hawking custom-made jewelry created with traces of human sperm -- and her business is going swimmingly!
The gal's name is Amanda Booth, and she's been cooking up a solid clientele on TikTok -- where folks are apparently hitting her up and requesting she make them handcrafted trinkets and ornaments they can wear that are infused with bodily fluid . Read More...
[Verse:]
Hello
I've waited here for you
EverlongTonight
I throw myself into
And out of the red, out of her head she sang
Come down
And waste away with me
Down with me
Slow how
You wanted it to be
I'm over my head, out of her head she sang
[Chorus:]
And I wonder
When I sing along with you
If everything could ever feel this real forever
If anything could ever be this good again Read More...
Donkey: Hee-haw, hee-haw, etc.Singing: Hee-hee, hee-haw-haw, hee-hee, hee-haw-haw (etc, while the announcer announces:)
Announcer: Welcome to Heeeeee-Hawwwww! With special guests (insert Country music greats here)
And starring Buck Owens and Roy Clark.
Roy Clark: And the whole Hee-Haw Gang!
Announcer: Junior Samples, Minnie Pearl, George "Goober" Lindsey, etc...
Buck Owens: Time for singing and time for jokes,
Roy Clark: Gather 'round and join us folks.
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